Chocolate Calculator


Don’t tell me your age; you probably would tell a falsehood anyway — but the Hershey Man will know! :wink:

YOUR AGE BY CHOCOLATE MATH. This is pretty neat. DON’T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST! It takes less than a minute. Work this out as you read. Be sure you don’t read the bottom until you’ve worked it out! This is not one of those waste of time things, it’s fun! :evil:

1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have chocolate (more than once but less than 10)
2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)
3. Add 5
4. Multiply it by 50 — I’ll wait while you get the calculator :smile:
5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1759.. If you haven’t, add 1758.
6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.

You should have a three digit number. The first digit of this was your original number (i.e., how many times you want to have chocolate each week). The next two numbers are — YOUR AGE! Oh YES, it is! :idea:

THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2009) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND WHILE IT LASTS. :razz:

May 21st, 2009
Dhadhaness, Food, Supladita™
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